Free n8n workflow
The dumbest useful automation I've ever built.
It watches the Perth surf cams while you sleep, counts the crowd, takes the morning off for you and orders breakfast for the drive home. Get the exact workflow, free.
KOOK · SMS
Go North Trigg. Offshore till 10.
North Trigg3ft offshore4 out
Trigg Point3ft offshore11 out
Cottesloe2ft cross-shoreno cam
KOOK · TELEGRAM
Trigg's on and it's quiet. What's the call?
Chase Barrels 🏄
Go to work
kook> Sick day texted to the boss. 9am standup moved to Thursday. Pie and custard tart ordered for the drive home.
What it does
- Checks the Surfline forecast for swell and wind before 10am, before the sea breeze turns it to mush
- Counts the crowd off the beach cams with a vision model, break by break
- Texts you where to surf and how many are out at each break
- Asks you on Telegram: "Chase Barrels 🏄" or "Go to work"
- Texts the boss you're crook and reschedules your calendar
- Gets an AI voice to ring the bakery for a pie and custard tart on the drive home
Use the sick day button responsibly.
What you get
- The full n8n workflow, on GitHub
- Setup notes for plugging in your own breaks, boss and bakery
It's free. No card, nothing to buy.
FREE n8n WORKFLOW
KOOK
surf cams → sick day → pie
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01The cams check out. Offshore, only 4 out
→
02You pick barrels. Boss texted, calendar moved
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03The drive home. Pie and custard tart, pre-ordered